ANGRY DUCK COFFEE HUMOR T-SHIRT – “YOU SHOULD HEAR THE STUFF I KEEP TO MYSELF”
If you think the things you say out loud are edgy… this shirt proudly takes it one step further. This hilarious tee features a grumpy duck clutching a steaming cup of coffee and a brutally honest line most of us secretly relate to:
“If you think the things I say out loud are bad… you should hear the sh*t I keep to myself.”
Bold, sarcastic and unapologetic — it delivers humour with attitude, wrapping real-life honesty into a wearable statement piece people instantly recognize.
A DESIGN BUILT AROUND REAL-LIFE SARCASM
Everyone has thoughts that stay safely inside their head. This shirt simply admits the truth — sometimes the internal dialogue is far more savage than anything spoken out loud.
The expressive cartoon duck and steaming coffee add the perfect balance of cute and cynical. We’ve all had that meeting, that conversation or that day where silence was the smartest option. This tee captures it — playfully, not harshly.
Wear it to coffee shops, casual Fridays, gatherings with friends or anywhere people appreciate clever humour. Expect laughs, nods and plenty of: “That is me — exactly.”
WHY PEOPLE LOVE THIS SHIRT
- Makes people laugh instantly
- Speaks to anyone with dry, witty humour
- Acts as an instant conversation starter
- Shows personality without explanation
It strikes the perfect balance between bold and approachable — confident, but still fun.
COMFORT YOU’LL ACTUALLY WANT TO WEAR
Humour is better when the shirt feels great. Soft, lightweight and breathable, this tee holds up through repeat wear and layers effortlessly year-round.
- Soft cotton-blend construction
- Relaxed unisex fit — flattering and comfortable
- Lightweight fabric that moves and breathes
- Durable print built to resist cracking and fading
- Easy machine-wash care
Not a one-time novelty item — it’s designed to stay in rotation.
A GIFT THAT ALWAYS GETS A LAUGH
Funny gifts can be tricky — but this one always lands. Clever, relatable and proudly sarcastic, it’s perfect for people who filter themselves… just enough.
Great for:
- Friends who say what others won’t
- Coffee lovers who rely on caffeine to stay polite
- Coworkers with legendary sarcasm
- Birthdays, holidays and gag-gift exchanges
- Anyone who secretly thinks more than they say
EVERYDAY STYLE WITH ATTITUDE
Pair it with jeans, joggers, leggings or shorts. Layer with a hoodie, cardigan or denim jacket. Casual, adaptable and always noticeable.
Perfect for errands, coffee runs, travel, lounging and casual meet-ups.
BUILT TO LAST — NOT JUST FOR LAUGHS
The print stays crisp. The fabric stays comfortable. With proper care, it holds its shape and colour — making it a novelty shirt that lives like everyday wear.
FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Order your usual size for a standard fit — size up for a relaxed look.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
FAST SHIPPING & WHY BUY FROM EVERYTHINGX
- Premium garments with crisp prints
- Reliable unisex sizing
- Quick processing & dispatch
- Friendly support if anything isn’t right
Add the Angry Duck Coffee Humor T-Shirt to your cart today — and let everyone know: the things you don’t say might be even funnier than the ones you do.
