FUNNY COFFEE WARNING T-SHIRT – “TOUCH MY COFFEE…”
If coffee is your “do not touch” zone, this shirt says it all — loudly, humorously and with confidence.
This eye-catching T-shirt features a quote coffee lovers instantly relate to:
“Touch My Coffee — I Will Slap You So Hard, Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You.”
Bold, funny and unapologetically protective of that precious cup, it delivers the perfect blend of humour and attitude. Wear it to work, on errands or at home — fellow coffee lovers recognise the message immediately.
DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEIR COFFEE SERIOUSLY
The playful character artwork combined with bold lettering makes this tee impossible to miss. It sends a clear message without you having to say a word — perfect for early mornings when your energy hasn’t kicked in yet.
This is humour done right: fun, clever and totally relatable to anyone who treats coffee as a non-negotiable part of their day.
COMFORT THAT FEELS AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS
Great style should also feel great. This shirt is crafted for everyday comfort so you can wear it from your first coffee to your last.
- Soft, durable cotton-blend fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit that suits men and women
- Lightweight and breathable for daily wear
- High-quality print designed to resist cracking and fading
- Easy machine-wash care
Ideal for casual outfits, lounging or layering with jackets and hoodies.
A PERFECT GIFT FOR COFFEE LOVERS
Looking for a fun, unique gift? This shirt is always a hit with people who treat coffee as a daily essential, not a casual drink.
Ideal for:
- Coffee lovers and caffeine addicts
- Friends who live on espresso and lattes
- Birthdays, holidays and gag-gift exchanges
- Coworkers who always guard their mug
- Anyone who appreciates sarcastic humour
It’s the kind of gift people laugh at — and then actually wear.
EVERYDAY STYLE WITH PERSONALITY
Pair it with jeans, joggers or shorts — it fits effortlessly into any casual wardrobe. Wear it to cafés, work, the grocery store or anywhere you want your personality to show.
If you love humour tees that speak your mind, this one deserves a spot in your collection.
FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Order your usual size for a standard fit — size up for a relaxed look.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
FAST SHIPPING & WHY BUY FROM EVERYTHINGX
- Premium garments with crisp prints
- Reliable unisex sizing
- Quick processing & dispatch
- Friendly support if anything isn’t right
Add the Funny Coffee Warning T-Shirt to your cart today — and let everyone know your coffee is strictly off-limits.
