Funny “Haemorrhoids vs Asteroids” T-Shirt – Clever Joke Graphic Tee
If you appreciate humour that pushes the boundaries just enough to make everyone laugh, this T-shirt is going to be one of your new favourites. Featuring the witty quote: “Do you ever wonder why haemorrhoids aren’t called asteroids?” this tee delivers playful, clever humour in the best way possible. The fun cartoon character paired with the punchline makes it an instant conversation starter wherever you go.
Bold enough to get laughs — yet light-hearted enough to stay friendly — it strikes the perfect balance for people who love smart jokes, cheeky humour and novelty tees with personality.
A SHIRT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE CLEVER HUMOUR
- Perfect for social gatherings and casual outings
- Great for anyone who enjoys witty jokes and puns
- Guaranteed to spark smiles and conversations
COMFORT MEETS QUALITY
- Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric
- Unisex fit designed for men and women
- Lightweight and flexible for all-day comfort
- High-quality print that resists cracking and fading
- Machine-wash friendly and easy to care for
The fabric feels great against the skin, and the print stays sharp wash after wash — so your favourite joke tee keeps looking great.
A PERFECT GIFT FOR ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
- Friends who love puns and jokes
- Family members with sarcastic humour
- Nurses, doctors and medical pros who appreciate inside humour
- Birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day and Christmas
- Fun gag-gift exchanges and novelty presents
It is guaranteed to get laughs — and may even inspire a few unforgettable conversations.
SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Relaxed unisex fit — choose your usual size. For a looser oversized look, simply size up.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
FAST SHIPPING & SUPPORT
Each shirt is printed and inspected carefully before dispatch to help ensure quality from the moment it arrives. If you have any questions about sizing or fit, simply message us — we are always happy to help.
Add this clever joke tee to your cart today and enjoy the laughs every time you wear it — because great humour deserves a great shirt.
