FUNNY “MOM’S SH*T LIST” T-SHIRT | HUMOUR GRAPHIC UNISEX CASUAL TEE
Parenting doesn’t come with a rulebook — but it definitely comes with rules. And sometimes, those rules need… stronger wording.
This hilarious T-shirt captures the reality every busy, exhausted, loving mum lives daily — the juggling, the chaos, the patience, and the moments where laughter is the only thing keeping everything together.
MOM’S SH*T LIST
Don’t break sh*t
Don’t fight over sh*t
Clean up all your sh*t
Don’t act like a sh*t
But mostly… DON’T MAKE ME LOSE MY SH*T
Right in the middle sits a grumpy-cute cartoon alligator — the perfect visual representation of a mum who loves deeply, but has absolutely reached her daily limit. The result is funny, real, and instantly relatable.
This isn’t a picture-perfect “everything’s easy” mum shirt — it’s for the mums who wake up to messes, solve problems all day, and still manage to laugh about it.
A SHIRT FOR MUMS WHO KEEP IT REAL
This tee isn’t about pretending motherhood is always magical. It celebrates the honest version — the one where you repeat yourself twenty times, break up arguments before coffee, and somehow still hold it all together.
It’s perfect for the mum who:
- Cleans up the same mess again and again
- Negotiates peace treaties between siblings
- Has mastered patience… until she hasn’t
- Loves her family fiercely — but still needs boundaries
- Uses humour to survive the chaos
Other mums see it and immediately think:
“That. Is. My. Life.”
Whether you wear it at home, school drop-off, errands, sports practice, or casual get-togethers, it gets smiles, nods, and knowing laughter.
HUMOUR WITH HEART — NOT MEANNESS
Yes, the language is bold — but the tone is playful and full of love. This shirt doesn’t scold. It winks. It says:
“I adore my family… but also, please stop breaking everything.”
It gently pokes fun at the everyday chaos of parenting while still honouring the strength, patience, and resilience mums bring to the table. Because sometimes the only thing between a meltdown and a normal day is humour.
And honestly… every mum deserves a laugh.
BUILT FOR REAL-LIFE COMFORT
Mums don’t stop moving — so comfort matters.
This shirt is made to keep up with busy days and everything they include:
- Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric
- Relaxed, flattering unisex fit
- Lightweight feel — comfortable year-round
- Durable stitching that holds up to real-life wear
- High-quality print that resists cracking and fading
It pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, joggers, shorts, or pyjamas. Whether you’re cooking, organising, carpooling, cleaning, working, or — hopefully — getting a rare moment to sit down, the shirt moves with you.
A GIFT MUMS WILL ACTUALLY LAUGH AT (AND WEAR)
This isn’t another generic “World’s Best Mum” shirt. It’s funny, honest, and unbelievably relatable — which makes it the perfect gift for:
- Mother’s Day
- Birthdays
- Christmas
- Anniversaries
- Baby showers (for future reality checks)
- Mum friends
- Sisters and aunts
- Grandmas with attitude
It’s especially great for mums who aren’t easily offended and appreciate humour that reflects real life. Instead of something sentimental that sits in a drawer, this becomes the shirt she actually wears — because it makes people laugh.
EXPECT CONVERSATIONS — EVERYWHERE
Be prepared: people will read it, laugh, and ask where you got it.
- “I need that immediately.”
- “That is the most accurate mum shirt I’ve ever seen.”
- “Buying this for my sister — right now.”
Because everyone — parent or not — understands one universal truth: there is a limit. And you really don’t want to see what happens when Mum reaches it.
MADE FOR REAL-LIFE MESSES AND MEMORIES
Between laundry loads, car rides, spills, projects, and life happening nonstop, clothing needs to last.
- ✔ Frequent washing
- ✔ Everyday movement
- ✔ Rough play and busy schedules
The print stays bold. The fit stays comfortable. And the message stays crystal clear.
FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Order your usual size for a standard fit — or size up for a relaxed look.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
WHY THIS SHIRT STANDS OUT
- ✔ Genuine, laugh-out-loud humour
- ✔ High-quality print and fabric
- ✔ Comfortable everyday fit
- ✔ Perfect, memorable gift idea
- ✔ Relatable message mums instantly connect with
It celebrates the hard work, love, and occasional frustration that comes with motherhood — in one unforgettable graphic.
ADD TO CART — BECAUSE MUM SAID SO
Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting it to a mum who deserves a smile, this shirt brings humour, personality, and comfort together perfectly.
Let the world know:
- Mum has rules.
- Mum loves deeply.
- Mum gives her all — every single day.
And most importantly:
Nobody wants to see what happens when she finally loses her sh*t.
Add the Funny Mum “Sh*t List” T-Shirt to your cart today — and wear it proudly.
You’ve more than earned it.
