FUNNY “EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED” CROCODILE T-SHIRT | HUMOUR GRAPHIC UNISEX CASUAL TEE
Sometimes, humour isn’t just about making people laugh — it’s about saying exactly what everyone else is secretly thinking. And this shirt does it with perfect, unapologetic sarcasm.
“I think I’m emotionally constipated — I haven’t given a sh*t in years.”
Paired with a hilariously grumpy cartoon crocodile, the design mixes attitude, honesty, and comedy in a way that instantly stands out. If you’ve ever hit a point where drama doesn’t phase you, nonsense rolls right past you, and you simply stop caring — this shirt is your new anthem.
It’s bold. It’s witty. And it’s guaranteed to get reactions everywhere you go.
A SHIRT FOR PEOPLE WHO’VE REACHED THEIR LIMIT — AND LEARNT TO LAUGH ABOUT IT
Life has a way of throwing chaos at us — deadlines, stress, expectations, and people who test our patience. Over time, you learn to shrug, smile, and move on. This shirt celebrates that moment when you finally realise:
You can’t control everything — but you can laugh about it.
It’s perfect for people who:
- Use humour to survive everyday nonsense
- Don’t sweat the small stuff anymore
- Love sarcastic, slightly edgy jokes
- Appreciate clothes with personality
- Aren’t afraid to poke fun at themselves
Wear it to family gatherings, weekend outings, parties, barbecues, game nights, or just lounging around. Someone will read it. Someone will laugh. And someone will say, “I need that shirt.”
COMFORT THAT MATCHES THE COMEDY
A funny design only works if the shirt is actually comfortable — and this one delivers all-day wearability.
- Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric
- A true unisex fit that flatters both men and women
- Lightweight material comfortable through every season
- Durable print that resists cracking and fading
- Easy care — just machine wash and go
It holds its shape, stays soft, and feels great whether you’re relaxing, running errands, or heading out with friends. This is not a “wear once” novelty tee — it becomes a regular favourite.
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR PEOPLE WITH WICKED HUMOUR
Some gifts get polite smiles. This one gets real laughter — the kind people remember.
This T-shirt makes an ideal gift for:
- Sarcastic friends
- Coworkers who rely on humour to get through the day
- Family members with unbeatable comebacks
- Birthdays, holidays, and gag-gift parties
- Anyone who appreciates jokes with a bit of edge
It’s funny without being mean-spirited, clever without being complicated, and totally wearable. When the wrapping paper comes off, the laughter begins — and it keeps going every time they wear it.
STYLE THAT STANDS OUT — WITHOUT TRYING TOO HARD
The crocodile artwork brings personality. The quote delivers the punchline. Together, they create a design that’s eye-catching but still easy to style.
It pairs effortlessly with:
- Jeans
- Joggers
- Shorts
- Casual jackets and hoodies
Whether you’re out and about or staying comfortable at home, this shirt adds humour to your look without overpowering it.
BUILT WITH QUALITY YOU CAN COUNT ON
- ✔ Crisp, high-resolution graphics
- ✔ Reinforced stitching
- ✔ Soft fabric that holds its shape
- ✔ Long-lasting colour quality
From the first wash to the fiftieth, the design stays bold and readable — because the joke never gets old.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE ADDING THIS SHIRT TO YOUR COLLECTION
- ✔ Hilarious, relatable message that always lands
- ✔ Comfortable fit for everyday wear
- ✔ Unique crocodile artwork that grabs attention
- ✔ A fantastic, memorable gift idea
- ✔ An instant conversation starter
- ✔ Unisex style that suits anyone with a sense of humour
It’s not just clothing — it’s part of your personality, printed across your chest with perfect sarcasm.
FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Order your usual size for a standard fit — or size up for a relaxed look.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
HUMOUR MAKES EVERYTHING EASIER
Life gets busy. Stress piles up. People push your buttons. But a good laugh? That changes everything. This shirt brings comedy with you wherever you go — sparking smiles, breaking tension, and reminding everyone not to take things too seriously.
It doesn’t insult anyone. It doesn’t preach. It just tells the truth… in the funniest way possible.
ADD IT TO YOUR CART TODAY
If you love sarcastic tees that get instant laughs — or know someone who would — this shirt belongs in your lineup.
Add the “Emotionally Constipated — Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Years” Crocodile Humour T-Shirt to your cart today and give your wardrobe something new to laugh about.
Because some shirts are just clothes — but the best ones tell your story.
