Funny Sarcastic Gator T-Shirt — “Emotionally Constipated” Graphic Tee | Adult Humour Novelty Shirt

“EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED — HAVEN’T GIVEN A SH*T IN YEARS” T-SHIRT – HUMOUR GRAPHIC UNISEX CASUAL TEE

If you’ve reached the stage in life where drama rolls straight past you, nonsense barely registers, and peace of mind matters more than pretending to care — this shirt will feel like it was made for you.

There comes a moment where you stop explaining yourself, stop stressing over trivial things, and stop wasting emotional energy. Instead of reacting or overthinking, you simply shrug and move on.

This T-shirt captures that mindset — hilariously and unapologetically.

Front and centre is a grumpy cartoon alligator, arms crossed, coffee nearby, and an expression that clearly says:

“I’m done — and I’m fine with that.”

Below the artwork sits the unforgettable line:

“Emotionally constipated — I haven’t given a sh*t in years.”

It’s cheeky, bold, and incredibly relatable for anyone who has officially hit the “unbothered” phase of adulthood.

A SHIRT WITH ATTITUDE (AND PLENTY OF HUMOUR)

This tee isn’t about anger — it’s about choosing calm over chaos. It speaks for people who have dealt with enough nonsense to know when something simply isn’t worth emotional effort.

It quietly says:

• I don’t stress over everything anymore
• I protect my peace
• I laugh instead of overreacting
• I’ve outgrown pointless drama

The humour lands because it’s truthful — and wearing it feels like a small victory.

WHY PEOPLE LOVE IT

Some shirts are just clothing. This one is a personality statement.

It appeals to anyone who has:

• ✔ Survived too many ridiculous situations
• ✔ Developed dry, sarcastic humour as self-defence
• ✔ Mastered the art of staying calm
• ✔ Realised that not every battle deserves attention

People see it, laugh, nod — and say, “That’s me.”

A BRILLIANT GIFT FOR THE RIGHT PERSON

Forget boring, forget generic — this is a gift that actually gets worn.

Perfect for:

• Best mates with wicked humour
• Coworkers who have seen everything
• Parents with zero filter
• Retirees enjoying peace
• Anyone who is delightfully done with drama

It’s guaranteed to get laughs the moment it’s opened — and even more when it’s worn out.

SOFT, COMFORTABLE AND BUILT FOR EVERYDAY WEAR

A funny shirt still needs to feel great — and this one does. It’s designed for comfort without sacrificing durability.

Features include:

• Soft cotton-blend fabric
• Breathable, lightweight feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• High-quality print designed to last
• Stitching that holds shape wash after wash

It’s ideal for lounging, errands, casual meet-ups, barbecues, or simply wearing at home while enjoying some gloriously peaceful “me time.”

CONVERSATION STARTER EVERYWHERE YOU GO

Expect smiles. Expect comments. Expect people reading it out loud and laughing.

Common reactions include:

• “That is hilarious.”
• “I feel this in my soul.”
• “Where did you get that?”

Whether at cafés, shops, work, or weekend hangouts, this tee breaks the ice instantly.

EASY TO STYLE — EFFORTLESS TO WEAR

Pair it with jeans, shorts, joggers or leggings. Layer it under a jacket or hoodie. It fits into any casual wardrobe and adds personality without trying too hard.

Great for:

• Casual Fridays
• Social catch-ups
• Holidays
• Road trips
• Relaxing at home

It’s humour you can wear anywhere relaxed dress is welcome.

LOW-MAINTENANCE CARE

Like the personality it represents, this shirt is easy-going.

Care tips:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or line-dry
• Avoid bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print

Look after it simply — and it keeps looking sharp.

FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)

Order your usual size for a standard fit — or size up for a relaxed look.

WHY THIS SHIRT JUST WORKS

It pokes gentle fun at burnout and emotional overload — without being heavy. Instead of stressing, it invites laughter. Instead of bottling feelings, it turns them into something fun.

It’s like saying:
“Life tried — but I chose peace.”

And honestly, that’s something worth celebrating.

READY TO WEAR YOUR CALM WITH CONFIDENCE?

Whether you’re buying it for yourself or for someone who has mastered the art of not caring unnecessarily, this shirt delivers:

• ✔ Comfort
• ✔ Honesty
• ✔ Humour
• ✔ Personality

Add the “Emotionally Constipated — Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Years” T-Shirt to your cart today and enjoy a wardrobe piece that says everything — without you having to say a word.

Because sometimes, not giving a sh*t… is exactly what keeps life peaceful.

FAST SHIPPING & WHY BUY FROM US

• Premium garments with crisp prints
• Reliable unisex sizing
• Quick processing & dispatch
• Friendly support if anything isn’t right

If you’ve officially entered your unbothered era — this shirt was made for you. Add it to your cart today and wear your peace with pride.