Funny Selective Hearing T-Shirt — “Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today” Humor Tee | Unisex Sarcastic Graphic Shirt

FUNNY “SELECTIVE HEARING — SORRY YOU WEREN’T SELECTED” T-SHIRT | HUMOUR GRAPHIC UNISEX CASUAL TEE

Some shirts simply look nice — others speak for you before you open your mouth. This one definitely does the talking.

“I have selective hearing — I’m sorry you weren’t selected today.
Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.”

Paired with a playful, expressive character holding books and an apple, the design delivers the perfect blend of humour, sarcasm, and everyday truth. If you’ve ever tuned out drama, ignored pointless conversations, or chosen peace over noise — this shirt feels like it was made just for you.

It’s lighthearted, witty, and instantly relatable. People read it once… and laugh immediately.

A SHIRT FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHEN NOT TO LISTEN

Let’s be honest — not everything needs your attention. Some conversations simply don’t make the cut. This shirt captures that mindset with a clever joke that never comes off harsh — just smart, funny, and self-aware.

It’s perfect if you:

• Appreciate humour that’s sharp but not mean
• Love sarcastic statements that hit the mark
• Prefer peace and quiet to unnecessary chatter
• Enjoy shirts that spark instant conversation
• Want something bold without trying too hard

Wear it anywhere life takes you: casual weekends, school runs, coffee shops, relaxed workdays, errands, or just lounging at home. Wherever you go, the reactions are the same — smiles, nods, and lots of laughter.

COMFORT DESIGNED FOR REAL LIFE

A funny shirt isn’t worth owning if it doesn’t feel good. This tee is built for everyday comfort — soft, breathable, and easy to wear all day long.

• Smooth, comfortable cotton-blend fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit for men and women
• Lightweight feel that layers easily
• High-quality print designed to last
• Simple machine-wash care and colour retention

From morning errands to evening downtime, it stays comfortable, holds its shape, and keeps looking great. It quickly becomes one of those “go-to” shirts you reach for on repeat.

THE PERFECT GIFT WITH GUARANTEED LAUGHS

Finding a unique gift can be tough — this one makes it easy.

This T-shirt is a hit for:

• Friends with quick, sarcastic humour
• Family members who value quiet time
• Coworkers who’ve heard enough nonsense
• Birthdays, holidays, and gag-gift parties
• Anyone who appreciates witty novelty shirts

It doesn’t just get opened — it gets worn. And every time it’s worn, it gets noticed and talked about.

STYLE THAT SHOWS PERSONALITY — EFFORTLESSLY

The bold text, cheerful illustration, and clean layout strike the right balance: fun, noticeable, and stylish — without going over the top.

Wear it with:

• Jeans or joggers
• Leggings or denim shorts
• Sneakers, sandals, or casual jackets

It slips into any casual wardrobe seamlessly while adding humour and personality.

QUALITY YOU’LL NOTICE FROM DAY ONE

• ✔ Crisp, professionally printed graphics
• ✔ Durable stitching and reliable seams
• ✔ Breathable fabric ideal for everyday wear
• ✔ Colours that stay vivid wash after wash
• ✔ Consistent sizing and comfortable fit

It keeps looking good long after cheaper shirts fade out.

A MESSAGE PEOPLE LOVE — BECAUSE IT’S TRUE

What makes this shirt special is how real it feels. It gently pokes fun at the fact that sometimes the healthiest response is… not listening.

It quietly says:

• Your time is valuable
• Your attention is earned
• You choose peace over noise

The humour is clever, not cruel — which is why people enjoy it instead of feeling targeted.

WHERE YOU’LL LOVE WEARING IT

• Grocery runs
• School drop-offs
• Casual Fridays
• Coffee dates
• Errands and road trips
• Weekend hangouts

Anywhere you go, it brings laughter with you.

FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)

Order your usual size for a standard fit — or size up for a relaxed look.

WHY THIS SHIRT BELONGS IN YOUR CLOSET

• ✔ Relatable message that always gets a laugh
• ✔ Comfortable enough for daily wear
• ✔ Unique character artwork
• ✔ Conversation-starting style
• ✔ Great gift idea for humour lovers
• ✔ True unisex design that suits everyone

HUMOUR MAKES THE DAY BETTER — WEAR IT PROUDLY

Life can get noisy, hectic, and overwhelming. A sense of humour keeps things lighter — and this shirt delivers that reminder with a grin, not a lecture.

It lets the world know: you choose your conversations carefully — and sometimes silence really is golden.

Add Yours to the Cart Today

If you love witty humour that’s playful, clever, and just a little bit sarcastic, this shirt deserves a spot in your rotation.

Order the Funny “Selective Hearing — Sorry You Weren’t Selected” T-Shirt today — and bring laughter with you wherever you go.

Because sometimes the best response… is simply not listening.