“CALLED IN SICK — DON’T GIVE A SH*T” T-SHIRT – HUMOUR GRAPHIC UNISEX CASUAL TEE
Some mornings you wake up and realise something very important:
Today is absolutely NOT the day.
Your patience is gone.
Your motivation has taken a holiday.
Your tolerance for people is sitting at zero.
And the only thing getting you through is caffeine… and the faint hope that nobody expects too much from you.
This T-shirt captures that mood perfectly — honest, sarcastic, and unapologetically blunt.
Front and centre, it features a grumpy crow gripping a steaming cup of coffee alongside the brutally relatable message:
“I called in sick today…
Told my boss I’ve got the shts.
I feel like sht, look like sht — and honestly don’t give a sht.”
It’s bold. It’s truthful. And it’s guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and plenty of “that is SO me” reactions everywhere it goes.
YOUR NEW FAVOURITE “I’M DONE” SHIRT
We’ve all had those days — early alarms, endless emails, annoying situations, zero energy, and not enough coffee on the planet to fix it.
Instead of pretending everything’s fine, this shirt simply says what everyone else is thinking.
It’s perfect for people who:
- Work hard and burn out sometimes
- Rely on humour to survive stressful weeks
- Live on caffeine
- Refuse to fake enthusiasm
- Appreciate cheeky, adult humour
It doesn’t sugar-coat — and that’s exactly why people love it.
BUILT FOR COMFORT — NOT JUST COMEDY
A funny shirt only matters if it’s actually comfortable to wear. This tee delivers both softness and durability, making it ideal for everyday use.
Comfort features include:
- Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric
- Lightweight and comfy for all-season wear
- Relaxed unisex fit that suits most body types
- Quality print designed to resist cracking and fading
- Reinforced seams for long-lasting wear
Perfect for lazy days, sick days, errand days, or “don’t talk to me” days — it feels as good as it looks.
A BRILLIANT GIFT FOR SARCASTIC LEGENDS
Everyone knows someone who would proudly rock this shirt.
It makes an excellent gift for:
- Coworkers
- Mates with wicked humour
- Office burnout survivors
- Coffee lovers
- Anyone who’s “over it” regularly
Great for birthdays, Christmas, gag gifts, work parties, Secret Santa, or simply as a hilarious surprise. It’s the type of present people actually wear — not one that disappears into a drawer.
GUARANTEED CONVERSATION STARTER
This shirt doesn’t blend in quietly. Everywhere it goes, it gets reactions:
- “That’s me every Monday.”
- “I need that for work!”
- “Where did you buy it?”
From coffee shops to BBQs, casual Fridays, supermarkets, family gatherings and road trips — it always hits.
Because everyone has had those days.
EASY EVERYDAY STYLE
This tee fits effortlessly with casual outfits.
Wear it with:
- Jeans or joggers
- Shorts and sneakers
- Layered under hoodies and jackets
Suitable for:
- Weekends
- Lounging
- Travel days
- Recovery days
- Days when people should approach with caution
It’s simple, relaxed, and packed with personality.
MADE TO LAST
Funny shirts shouldn’t fade after one wash. This one is made to handle regular wear.
Care tips:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low or line-dry
- Avoid bleach
- Do not iron directly over the print
With basic care, it stays sharp — and funny — for ages.
FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Order your usual size for a standard fit — or size up for a relaxed look.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
WHY CUSTOMERS LOVE IT
- ✔ Incredibly relatable
- ✔ Soft and comfortable
- ✔ Bold graphic design
- ✔ Makes people laugh instantly
- ✔ Perfect gift idea
It isn’t just a shirt — it’s a wearable mood.
READY TO OWN IT?
If you’ve ever had one of those days where you simply don’t give a sh*t, this shirt deserves a place in your wardrobe.
Wear it proudly.
Laugh about it.
Let the shirt speak for you when you’re too tired to bother.
Add the “Called In Sick — Don’t Give a Sh*t” T-Shirt to your cart today and enjoy humour that helps you get through the rough days — one coffee at a time.
FAST SHIPPING & WHY BUY FROM US
- Premium garments with crisp prints
- Reliable unisex sizing
- Quick processing & dispatch
- Friendly support if anything isn’t right
For the mornings when your give-a-sh*t meter is empty — this tee has you covered. Add it to your cart and wear your honesty (and caffeine) with pride.
