SPEED BUMP BETWEEN MY BRAIN & MY MOUTH – FUNNY UNISEX T-SHIRT
Sarcastic • Honest • Everyday Comfort
Some of us think first… and some of us speak first — and this shirt proudly represents the second group. Our “There’s Only a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth” T-shirt is made for people who say exactly what everyone else is thinking, even when they probably shouldn’t.
Featuring a grumpy cartoon bird, coffee in hand, this tee is perfect for blunt, sarcastic and unfiltered personalities. It’s a natural conversation starter and guaranteed to get laughs wherever you wear it.
Features
- Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric
- Classic unisex fit — comfy for men and women
- Lightweight feel with everyday durability
- High-quality print that resists cracking and fading
- Perfect for work, errands, weekends and lounging
Perfect For
- People who speak before they think
- Fans of sarcastic, clever humour
- Coworkers and office characters
- Parents who have “heard it all”
- Friends who always say what’s on their mind
Ideal for birthdays, holidays, gag gifts or “just because” — it always gets a laugh.
Care & Quality
- Fabric: soft cotton / poly blend
- Printed using high-quality, long-lasting inks
- Machine wash cold, inside-out; tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the printed graphic
Designed for regular wear while keeping the print looking sharp.
Size Guide (AU / Unisex)
Relaxed fit — choose your normal T-shirt size. For a looser oversized look, go one size up.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
If you’re between sizes, choose one size up for a looser fit.
Fast Shipping
Secure packaging and quick dispatch. Have questions about sizing or fit? Send a message — we’re happy to help.
Add this funny T-shirt to your cart today — and let your outfit say what you’re really thinking.
