“MY TEMPER CAN GO FROM ZERO TO LIFE IN PRISON” T-SHIRT – FUNNY GRAPHIC UNISEX CASUAL TEE
There are people who stay calm, collected and unshaken no matter what happens around them. And then… there are people whose temper has a very short fuse — and everyone knows not to push it.
If you fall into the second category (or you know someone who proudly does), this shirt is made for you.
The “My Temper Can Go From Zero to Life in Prison” T-shirt combines attitude, humour and honesty in one bold design. Featuring a striking crow illustration clutching a hot cup of coffee and a perfectly sarcastic line, it captures that feeling of choosing peace — purely because you know exactly how fast things could escalate.
It’s funny. It’s relatable. And it makes people laugh the second they read it.
A QUOTE THAT SAYS EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE THINKING
“I avoid shit because my temper can go from zero to life in prison in 2 seconds.”
It’s edgy, playful and a little bit dramatic — which is exactly what makes it so good. The humour sits in that gap between what you could say and what you wisely choose not to.
This shirt suits people who:
- Prefer to walk away instead of arguing
- Know they might say too much if they stay
- Manage their temper with silence and distance
- Have a sarcastic sense of humour
- Enjoy shirts that actually match their personality
It doesn’t glorify anger — it celebrates self-control with a funny twist.
DESIGNED FOR EVERYDAY COMFORT
A shirt this funny should also be one you enjoy wearing. That’s why this tee is crafted with a soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric that feels comfortable from the first wear and holds up beautifully over time.
Comfort features include:
- Lightweight, breathable cotton-blend material
- Smooth, soft feel against the skin
- Relaxed unisex fit suitable for men and women
- Durable print designed to resist cracking and fading
- Reinforced seams for long-lasting wear
- Easy machine-wash care
Whether you’re chilling at home, running errands, catching up with mates or heading out casually, this tee fits effortlessly into your wardrobe.
A CONVERSATION STARTER WHEREVER YOU WEAR IT
Expect smiles, comments and plenty of “That is so you.”
The bold crow artwork adds personality and edge, while the clean layout makes the quote easy to read without being over the top. It balances humour with style — meaning it stands out, but still feels wearable.
Perfect for:
- Casual weekends
- Barbecues and hangouts
- Relaxed outings
- Coffee runs
- Social gatherings where humour breaks the ice
This is one of those shirts people notice — and remember.
A BRILLIANT GIFT FOR ANYONE WITH ATTITUDE
Sometimes the best gifts are the ones that make people laugh instantly because they’re just too accurate. This shirt is a winning choice for:
- Friends who joke about their temper
- Coworkers with bold personalities
- Family members who “don’t take crap”
- Gag-gift exchanges and Secret Santa
- Birthdays, holidays and just-because surprises
It feels personal, fun and wearable — not something that ends up shoved in a drawer.
EASY TO STYLE — WORKS WITH ANY CASUAL LOOK
This shirt pairs easily with jeans, joggers, shorts, or layered under flannels, jackets and hoodies. It suits a wide range of styles and seasons.
Wear it when you want comfort, confidence and a cheeky message doing the talking for you. It’s expressive without being overbearing — the perfect balance for everyday wear.
BUILT TO LAST
Quality matters when a shirt becomes a favourite. This tee is printed using high-quality methods that keep the design crisp and colours strong, wash after wash.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold
- Turn inside-out before washing
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Avoid ironing directly over the print
Follow these simple steps and your shirt stays looking great longer.
FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Order your usual size for a standard fit — or size up for a relaxed look.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
WHY CUSTOMERS LOVE THIS SHIRT
- ✔ Genuinely hilarious message
- ✔ Soft, comfortable fabric
- ✔ Flattering unisex fit
- ✔ Durable print quality
- ✔ Easy to wear and easy to style
- ✔ Perfect as a gift or personal statement piece
It’s not just clothing — it’s personality printed in bold type.
ADD IT TO YOUR CART — BECAUSE LAUGHING FEELS BETTER THAN ARGUING
If your sense of humour leans honest, sarcastic and a little bit fiery, this shirt captures it perfectly.
You don’t start trouble. You simply know when to walk away — for everyone’s safety.
Add the “My Temper Can Go From Zero to Life in Prison” T-Shirt to your cart today and enjoy humour, comfort and bold self-expression with every wear.
Because sometimes, saying nothing speaks loudest.
FAST SHIPPING & WHY BUY FROM US
- Premium garments with crisp prints
- Reliable unisex sizing
- Quick processing & dispatch
- Friendly support if anything isn’t right
For those who master the art of calm — by knowing when not to speak — this tee was made for you. Add it to your cart and wear your humour with pride.
