“YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID” – FUNNY 2x4 & DUCT TAPE HUMOUR T-SHIRT
Some shirts simply make people smile — and some instantly become favourites. This one definitely belongs in the second category. Featuring the hilarious quote:
“You can’t fix stupid — but you can numb it with a 2x4 and muffle it with duct tape.”
it delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, humour and clever attitude. Anyone who appreciates a good joke or enjoys witty shirts will instantly relate to this one.
HUMOUR THAT GETS NOTICED
This shirt is designed for people who love to laugh and aren’t afraid to show it. The playful artwork and bold lettering create a fun statement piece that stands out without trying too hard.
Whether you wear it casually around town, at social gatherings or just relaxing at home, expect reactions, smiles and conversations.
It’s a light-hearted way to express that feeling we all get when common sense disappears — funny, not offensive, and absolutely memorable.
COMFORTABLE ENOUGH FOR EVERYDAY WEAR
A funny shirt is even better when it feels good. This tee is made to be worn on repeat, not just once for a joke.
- Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit suitable for men and women
- Durable, high-quality print that lasts wash after wash
- Lightweight and easy to wear year-round
- Machine-wash friendly and easy to care for
It’s the kind of shirt you automatically reach for because it simply feels great on.
A GIFT PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY LAUGH AT
Finding unique, fun gifts can be tough — but this T-shirt makes it easy. It’s the perfect novelty gift for people who enjoy sharp, sarcastic humour.
Great for:
- Friends with a sarcastic streak
- Family members who love humour
- Coworkers who enjoy inside jokes
- Father’s Day, birthdays and holidays
- Anyone who loves funny quote shirts
It’s the type of gift that doesn’t just get opened — it gets worn, talked about and remembered.
A CASUAL SHIRT WITH CHARACTER
Pair it with jeans, shorts or layer it under a jacket — this tee adds personality to any outfit.
Ideal for casual days, barbecues, road trips, weekend errands and anytime you want to add a bit of humour to the day. If you enjoy shirts with attitude and clever designs, this one will quickly become a favourite in your collection.
FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Order your usual size for a standard fit — size up for a relaxed look.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
FAST SHIPPING & WHY BUY FROM EVERYTHINGX
- Premium garments with crisp prints
- Reliable unisex sizing
- Quick processing & dispatch
- Friendly support if anything isn’t right
Add the “You Can’t Fix Stupid” humour T-shirt to your cart today and enjoy the perfect blend of comfort, style and laughs — because sometimes, laughter really is the best solution.