SELF-EMPLOYED HUMOUR T-SHIRT – “IF YOU SEE ME TALKING TO MYSELF…”
Running a business — even when you are the entire staff — takes strategy, discipline and the occasional full-blown conversation with yourself. If you’ve ever talked through decisions out loud or given yourself a pep talk before tackling the next big task, this shirt understands you completely.
This cleverly designed T-shirt features a cheerful cartoon boar alongside the hilarious quote:
“If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a staff meeting.”
Witty, relatable and unapologetically honest — it’s perfect for anyone who juggles every role on the team all by themselves.
MADE FOR REAL-WORLD ENTREPRENEURS & EVERYDAY HUSTLERS
Self-employed people wear every hat. One minute you’re the boss, the next you’re customer support, accounts, marketing, problem-solver and motivational speaker. Talking to yourself isn’t strange — it’s how things get done.
This shirt captures that reality with humour that makes people laugh instantly. Whether you are a freelancer, business owner, independent contractor, creator or side-hustler, this tee speaks your truth out loud — so you don’t always have to explain it.
The friendly cartoon artwork keeps the tone light and approachable, so people respond with smiles instead of eye rolls. Playful, clever and guaranteed to spark conversations.
COMFORT THAT WORKS AS HARD AS YOU DO
A great message matters even more when the shirt is comfortable enough for long days. This tee is designed to become a go-to favourite for working from home, casual meetings, running errands or taking a well-earned break.
- Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit for both men and women
- Lightweight comfort for all-day wear
- Durable printed design that resists cracking and fading
- Easy machine-wash care
It pairs easily with jeans, leggings, joggers or layers smoothly under jackets and hoodies — practical, versatile and ready for busy schedules.
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THEMSELVES
Buying for someone who lives the self-employed life? This shirt makes an unforgettable gift. It’s funny without being offensive, smart without trying too hard and deeply relatable to anyone who knows the hustle.
Great for:
- Freelancers and gig workers
- Online shop owners and creators
- Small-business entrepreneurs
- Remote workers and home-office pros
- Side-hustlers and dream-chasers
- Friends who love witty humour
Ideal for birthdays, holidays, congratulations or “just because” — it gets laughs the moment it’s opened and then actually gets worn.
A CONVERSATION STARTER EVERYWHERE YOU GO
Expect nods, smiles and comments like, “That is totally me.” People see themselves in this shirt — especially anyone who’s ever had a “staff meeting” in their own head.
Wear it to markets, craft fairs, co-working spaces, casual Fridays, coffee shops, vendor events or around town. It’s fun without being loud, and clever without needing explanation.
QUALITY YOU CAN RELY ON
This shirt is made to hold up over time. The fabric stays soft, and the printed design remains bright and clear with proper care. It’s not a throwaway novelty piece — it’s built for real-life wear.
When you want something easy, comfortable and still full of personality, this is the shirt you reach for.
FIT & SIZE GUIDE (AU / UNISEX)
Order your usual size for a standard fit — size up for a relaxed look.
| Size | Approx Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| XS | 86–91 |
| S | 92–97 |
| M | 98–103 |
| L | 104–109 |
| XL | 110–115 |
| XXL | 116–121 |
| XXXL | 122–127 |
FAST SHIPPING & WHY BUY FROM EVERYTHINGX
- Premium garments with crisp prints
- Reliable unisex sizing
- Quick processing & dispatch
- Friendly support if anything isn’t right
Add the Self-Employed “Talking To Myself” Humour T-Shirt to your cart today — and wear your independence proudly, one hilarious staff meeting at a time.
